A Pretty Good Flute Player

I went to Northwestern University for my undergraduate degree in literature, but I never paid any attention in class.

That had a deleterious effect on my my grades, as you can imagine.

When I was a little girl, I didn't wear glasses, but I did wear bangs. I had a very large forehead.

Below, I am learning to speak French, by listening to cassette tapes at special desks. What can I say? It was Florida. Notice that I have taken care of the forehead problem with bangs!