They're selling postcards of the hanging, they're painting the passports brown, The beauty parlour's filled with sailors, the circus is in town. Here comes the blind commissoner, they've got him in a trance. One hand's tied to the tightrope walker, the other is in his pants. And the riot squad they're restless, they need somewhere to go. As lady and I look out tonight on Desolation Row. Cinderella she seem so easy. It takes one to know one, she smiles. Then puts her hand in her back pocket, Bette Davies style. Then in comes Romeo he's moaning ``You belong to me I believe.'' And someone says ``You're in the wrong place my friend, you better leave.'' And the only sound that's left after the ambulances go Is Cinderella sweeping up on Desolation Row. Now the moon is almost hidden, the stars are beginning to hide The fortune telling lady has already taken all her things inside. All except for Cain and Abel and the hunchback of Notre Dame Everyone is making love or else expecting rain And the Good Samaritan he's dressing, he's gettin ready for the show. He's going to the carnival tonight on Desolation Row. Now Ophelia she's 'neath the window, for her I feel so afraid. On her twenty-second birthday she already is an old maid. To her death is quite romantic, she wears an iron vest, Her profession's her religion, her sin is her lifelessness. And though her eyes are fixed upon Noah's great rainbow She spends her time peeking into Desolation Row. Einstein disguised as Robin Hood, with his memories in a trunk Passed this way an hour ago with his friend a jealous monk. He looked so immaculately frightful as he bummed a cigarette Then went off sniffing drain pipes and reciting the alphabet. No, you would not think to look at him, but he was famous long ago For playing the electric violin on Desolation Row. Doctor Filth he keeps his world inside of a leather cup And all his sexless patients are trying to blow it up. Now his nurse, some local loser, she's in charge of the cyanide hole And she also keeps the cards that read ``Have mercy on his soul.'' They all play on the penny whistle, you can hear them blow If you lean your head out far enough from Desolation Row Across the street they've nailed the curtains, they're gettin ready for the feast The Phantom of the Opera in the perfect image of a priest They're spoonfeeding Casonova to get him to feel more assured Then they'll kill him with self confidence after poisoning him with words And the Phantom shouting to skinny girls ``Get out of here if you don't you know Casanova is just being punished for going to Desolation Row.'' Now at midnight all the agents and the superhuman crews Go out and round up everyone that knows more than they do. Then they bring them to the factory where the heart attack machines Is strapped across their shoulders and then the kerosene Is brought down from the castles by insurance men who go Check to see that nobody is escaping to Desolation Row Praise be to Nero's Neptune and the Titanic sails at dawn Everybody shouting ``Which side are you on?'' And Ezra Pound and T.S.~Eliot they're fighting in the captain's tower While calypso singers laugh at them and fishermen hold flowers Between the windows of the sea where lovely mermaids flow And nobody has to think too much about Desolation Row Yes, I received your letter yesterday, about the time the doorknob broke. When you asked me how I was doing, was that some kind of joke? All those people that you mention, yes I know them, they're quite lame. I had to rearrange their faces and give them all another name. Right now I can't read too good, don't send me no more letters, no Not unless you mail them from Desolation Row.
Farewell Angelina, the bells of the crown Are being stolen by bandits, I must follow the sound The triangle tingles and the trumpets play slow Farewell Angelina, the sky is on fire and I must go There's no need for anger, there's no need for blame There's nothing to prove, everything's still the same Just a table standing empty by the edge of the sea Farewell Angelina, the sky is trembling and I must leave The jacks and the queens have forsaken the courtyard Fifty two gypsies now file past the guards In the space where the ace and the deuce once ran wild Farewell Angelina, the sky is folding, I will see you in awhile See the cross-eyed pirates sitting perched in the sun Shooting tin cans with a sawed off shotgun And the neighbours they clap and they cheer with each blast Farewell Angelina, the sky's changing color, and I must leave fast King Kong little elves on the rooftop they dance Valentino-type tangos while the makeup man's hands Shuts the eyes of the dead not to embarass anyone Farewell Angelina, the sky is embarassed and I must be gone The machine guns are roaring, the puppets heave rocks The fiends nail time bombs to the hands of the clocks Call me any name you like I will never deny it Farewell Angelina, the sky is erupting I must go where it's quiet
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